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: "I bet you go through about 40 razors when you shave, huh?"

: "Come on children I want to know what your thankful for this thanksgiving. Besides the Fact that you don't have my chin."

: "Do you have to put your chin in a baby chari when you drive?"

: "Did you have to check that into oversize baggage on the plane"

: "I'm not fat, I'm big boned - No your not big boned, Jay Leno's chin is big boned, your a fat ass"

: "That's what Mr Bigshot Hollywood is here for"

: "Check out his chin."

: "I'm thankful for cable television, because you can say things like $#@% and $@% and $@$"

: "Shut the hell up! your talking about the joys of thanksgiving damnit!"

: "Now, you.. you the fat kid"

: "Hi people it's great to be here"

: "We have a very special guest today to tell up about Thanksgiving"

: "Oh my god Jeno's Chin Killed Kenny... You Bastard!!"

: "If the pilgrims had jay leno's chin they could have plowed their fields with it"

: "I had no idea Jay Leno's chin had such magical powers"

: "Cartman talks about Indians and Pilgrims"

: "The politically correct term is native americans"

: "Mr Garrison, you let them talk like this in school?  Oh I can't control them. The little dicks say whatever the bleep they want."