All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

308_accus...wav(22K) 308_accus...mp3(22K)

: "Yeah, yeah its true, I thought it was exciting and maybe it was but I can't deal with your accusing stares!"

308_actin...wav(19K) 308_actin...mp3(19K)

: "How come they're acting that way Stan, huh?"

308_airshaft.wav(77K) 308_airshaft.mp3(77K)

: "So, Bosley, whats our next mission?  We're going upstairs!"

308_allwedid.wav(37K) 308_allwedid.mp3(37K)

: "All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!"

308_alotofaction.wav(20K) 308_alotofaction.mp3(20K)

: "Yeah, you can get alot of action when you have a hottub!"

308_anger...wav(44K) 308_anger...mp3(44K)

: "Oh dear, we've angered Bosley."

308_areyousure.wav(22K) 308_areyousure.mp3(22K)

: "Are you sure.  Of course we're sure, we're the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms."

308_awful...wav(39K) 308_awful...mp3(39K)

: "We're just gonna slide you down this rope and you gotta get our video to that reporter done there.  That sounds awful dangerous."

308_basement.wav(13K) 308_basement.mp3(13K)

: "I've got a special kids room down in the basement.  Aw!"

308_bearthruit.wav(12K) 308_bearthruit.mp3(12K)

: "Well your mom and I don't get out much so you'll just have to bear through it."

308_bigproblem.wav(44K) 308_bigproblem.mp3(44K)

: "Hey you guys, we've got a big problem!  The ATF is outside and they think you're a religous cult, you gotta go talk to them!"

308_burnusup.wav(36K) 308_burnusup.mp3(36K)

: "Oh, sweet Jesus Mary mother of Jesus wife of Joseph father to Mary, wait..."

308_charl...wav(21K) 308_charl...mp3(21K)

: "Why we could play Charlie's Angels!"

308_cheerio.wav(15K) 308_cheerio.mp3(15K)

: "Cheerio Stan, I do say its quite a nice surprise seeing you here.  Shutup Pip."

308_cher.wav(64K) 308_cher.mp3(64K)

: "That's great music Mr. Mackey, what is that?   Oh, this is Cher, this is her new album.  Well hell, turn it up!"

308_comeonangels.wav(32K) 308_comeonangels.mp3(32K)

: "Come on angels!  Which angel am I again?"

308_cookiesandtv.wav(41K) 308_cookiesandtv.mp3(41K)

: "Alright angels, your next mission is the find Bosley some cookies and a TV set."

308_cool.wav(35K) 308_cool.mp3(35K)

: "Tom i'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult is planning to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts.  Wow cool!"

308_dangerous.wav(20K) 308_dangerous.mp3(20K)

: "Setting them on fire sounds a little bit dangerous commander.  It is, but we can't let them kill themselves."

308_deargod.wav(32K) 308_deargod.mp3(32K)

: "Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh, great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph, what are we gonna do?"

308_doneittoo.wav(52K) 308_doneittoo.mp3(52K)

: "Well, its not like you are the only guys who ever watched another guy masturbate, i've done it."

308_donotdoit.wav(23K) 308_donotdoit.mp3(23K)

: "Whatever it is you are intending to do, do not do it!"

308_dontworry.wav(45K) 308_dontworry.mp3(45K)

: "So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics are bout to commit mass suicide?  Oh, don't worry, we won't let that happen, even if it means we have to kill each and every one of them."

308_england.wav(34K) 308_england.mp3(34K)

: "Are people nice in England Pip? I bet there are huh, they've got those big noses and all."

308_every...wav(24K) 308_every...mp3(24K)

: "Ok Bosley, we've got you cookies and a TV set, so what's our next mission.  There are no more missions, I have everything I want."

308_finge...wav(28K) 308_finge...mp3(28K)

: "Juanita, Juanite, we need some more finger sandwiches!"

308_florida.wav(65K) 308_florida.mp3(65K)

: "Hey, if you watch another guy masturbate does that make you gay?"

308_flowers.wav(38K) 308_flowers.mp3(38K)

: "Attention cult people: do not commit mass suicide.  There are so many reasons not to kill yourselfs.  Flowers, for instance, and backrubs."

308_football.wav(48K) 308_football.mp3(48K)

: "I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat this year in the AFC.  Yeah!"

308_funny.wav(19K) 308_funny.mp3(19K)

: "You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time.  People we'll think you guys are, you know, funny."

308_ganzt...wav(39K) 308_ganzt...mp3(39K)

: "They aren't going to come out, use the Ganz Technique."

308_getdown.wav(72K) 308_getdown.mp3(72K)

: "Code 7, we believe we have found the compound, request immediate backup.  Ok, so just what is going on here people?"

308_getready.wav(14K) 308_getready.mp3(14K)

: "Alright, lets get ready to kick some religious fanatic ass!"

308_glady...wav(31K) 308_glady...mp3(31K)

: "Hey Stan, boy I sure am glad you're here..."

308_gobackinside.wav(39K) 308_gobackinside.mp3(39K)

: "Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surround.  Tell them to come out peacefully and we will not shoot them."

308_gogetit.wav(22K) 308_gogetit.mp3(22K)

: "Look, you see this, you see this? Yes.  You see it, you see it?  Go get it, go get it!"

308_grabbedass.wav(30K) 308_grabbedass.mp3(30K)

: "Great party Mr. Mackey, Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass!"

308_hardtime.wav(61K) 308_hardtime.mp3(61K)

: "Look, I'm just having a hard time with what we did in the hottub.  So, so now we can't be friends?"

308_harol...wav(17K) 308_harol...mp3(17K)

: "Oh look, Harold's doing it again!"

308_hatet...wav(42K) 308_hatet...mp3(42K)

: "Well, we hate to trouble you Stan, but would mind terribly being Bosley for us?"

308_hecktopay.wav(71K) 308_hecktopay.mp3(71K)

: "If you don't get outside right now and tell those army guys you're not religious fantastics, there's gonna be heck to pay, heck I tell ya."

308_heres...wav(31K) 308_heres...mp3(31K)

: "In 10 minutes this room is gonna fill up with water and drown everybody.  You have to find me a way outta this room, fast."

308_holdyourfire.wav(56K) 308_holdyourfire.mp3(56K)

: "People at the door, that was a warning.  Go back inside and tell the others that they now have one minute to surrender."

308_homos...wav(39K) 308_homos...mp3(39K)

: "You never had a homosexual fantasy, not that I have..."

308_hooraythen.wav(40K) 308_hooraythen.mp3(40K)

: "Why with your tape I'll be able to make millions and further my career beyond my wildest dreams."

308_ikewalk.wav(9K) 308_ikewalk.mp3(9K)

: "The sound of Ike walking."

308_ilikemath.wav(5K) 308_ilikemath.mp3(5K)

: "I like math."

308_insanecouple.wav(38K) 308_insanecouple.mp3(38K)

: "According to the ATF, the couple refused to cooperate then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone."

308_interesting.wav(66K) 308_interesting.mp3(66K)

: "So, well, that was certainly interesting.   Yeah.  You don't regret doing it now do you?"

308_intim...wav(23K) 308_intim...mp3(23K)

: "We did not share an intimate moment, ok,   that makes it sound gay!"

308_itsforreal.wav(19K) 308_itsforreal.mp3(19K)

: "C'mon angels, we've got a new mission, and this times its for real!"

308_jaclynsmith.wav(26K) 308_jaclynsmith.mp3(26K)

: "Can I be Jaclyne Smith, can I?"

308_johns...wav(60K) 308_johns...mp3(60K)

: "Would you like a metero mai tai?  Hey, I love mai tais!"

308_learn...wav(50K) 308_learn...mp3(50K)

: "So you mean we can stay friends Stan, wouldn't that be swell, huh?"

308_lookedhot.wav(34K) 308_lookedhot.mp3(34K)

: "Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there?   She looks hot!"

308_masssuicide.wav(24K) 308_masssuicide.mp3(24K)

: "Its just like we told you officer.  There is a religious cult in there that plans to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts."

308_melvins.wav(44K) 308_melvins.mp3(44K)

: "Dad, you can't leave me here, these guys are total Melvins!"

308_moredip.wav(12K) 308_moredip.mp3(12K)

: "Juanita, can you fix some more dip?   Please, Juanita?"

308_needbosley.wav(56K) 308_needbosley.mp3(56K)

: "Hey, thats because we need Bosley.  Bosley always told the angels what their mission was."

308_never...wav(96K) 308_never...mp3(96K)

: "When you masturbate with another guy in a hottub you assume nobody's going to tell anybody!"

308_newmission.wav(29K) 308_newmission.mp3(29K)

: "Yes, c'mon angels, it looks like we have a new mission!"

308_nicejobpip.wav(54K) 308_nicejobpip.mp3(54K)

: "Nice job, Pip.  Did I do a nice job, really?"

308_normalparty.wav(67K) 308_normalparty.mp3(67K)

: "As you can see, this a perfectly normal party.   Nobody is killing themselves."

308_notcultists.wav(41K) 308_notcultists.mp3(41K)

: "We have just recieved an exclusive video from inside the house, proving that the people inside are not cultists after all."

308_nothi...wav(17K) 308_nothi...mp3(17K)

: "Oh, I'm not hottubbing I have nothing to wear!"

308_notnowstan.wav(11K) 308_notnowstan.mp3(11K)

: "Dad, dad, they shot at us!  Not now Stan."

308_notoneofyou.wav(41K) 308_notoneofyou.mp3(41K)

: "Dude, I'm not putting on lady's clothes, and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels."

308_notreallygay.wav(20K) 308_notreallygay.mp3(20K)

: "Yeah, well, that, thats not really gay, is it?"

308_nowayout.wav(45K) 308_nowayout.mp3(45K)

: "Butters, is there any way outta here?  No, no way out..."

308_ohmygod.wav(5K) 308_ohmygod.mp3(5K)

: "Oh my God!"

308_oops.wav(27K) 308_oops.mp3(27K)

: "Sir, this isn't gonna look good.  You're right.  Quick, lets get outta here!"

308_outoftime.wav(5K) 308_outoftime.mp3(5K)

: "Oh no, we're outta time!"

308_pipgame.wav(31K) 308_pipgame.mp3(31K)

: "Whippie tippie too too, tra la la la!"

308_poopykins.wav(16K) 308_poopykins.mp3(16K)

: "Mommy's little poopykins!  *thump*"

308_pretzels.wav(41K) 308_pretzels.mp3(41K)

: "Whenever there's a party the adults get to hang out and have fun while the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzels."

308_prima...wav(25K) 308_prima...mp3(25K)

: "The ATF commander tells us that he has reason to believe there may be children inside and they are the primary concern of all."

308_radfood.wav(20K) 308_radfood.mp3(20K)

: "Why would we wanna go upstairs for?   Because, you stupid Melvin, they have rad food and deserts upstairs!"

308_raisetheroof.wav(16K) 308_raisetheroof.mp3(16K)

: "Yee-hoo. Raise the roof!  Raise the roof!"

308_realr...wav(23K) 308_realr...mp3(23K)

: "Hey, I'm a real reporter!  You're right, you are Dougie, you did an awesome job."

308_reconsider.wav(38K) 308_reconsider.mp3(38K)

: "I dunno about this, I think i'll reconsider, yup, I think reconsidering is the thing to do about now."

308_recon...wav(47K) 308_recon...mp3(47K)

: "We just received a photo from the recon team of the action inside the house, showing evidence that there are children trapped inside."

308_rickymartin.wav(34K) 308_rickymartin.mp3(34K)

: "Who? Who did you hear is gay?"

308_rightnow.wav(15K) 308_rightnow.mp3(15K)

: "I know, but I want to make love to you right now.  I have to make love to you right now."

308_sabri...wav(37K) 308_sabri...mp3(37K)

: "Oh no no no, my name is Sabrina Duncan, remember, we're playing Charlie's Angels."

308_savedtheday.wav(38K) 308_savedtheday.mp3(38K)

: "Oh, I believe we've saved the day!"

308_screw...wav(52K) 308_screw...mp3(52K)

: "We know what we're doing, we did this all before in Waco."

308_screwyouguys.wav(30K) 308_screwyouguys.mp3(30K)

: "Well screw you guys!  I'm gettting in for a while too!  Geronimo!"

308_shotatus.wav(46K) 308_shotatus.mp3(46K)

: "How come you slap my face Stan, huh, why why on Earth would you go and do that for anyways?"

308_simulation.wav(32K) 308_simulation.mp3(32K)

: "Attention everyone, this has only been a test.   Good job men on this, um, simulation."

308_smashingjob.wav(25K) 308_smashingjob.mp3(25K)

: "Well angels, I must say we did a smashing job!"

308_somuchbetter.wav(33K) 308_somuchbetter.mp3(33K)

: "You mean it, I'm not gay?"

308_soundsfun.wav(16K) 308_soundsfun.mp3(16K)

: "Oh, this sounds as fun as Wickershums and Dubblers!"

308_sourpuss.wav(6K) 308_sourpuss.mp3(6K)

: "What are you, a sourpuss?"

308_superweak.wav(40K) 308_superweak.mp3(40K)

: "I had to hang out all night with these freakin Melvins.  Dude, weak!  Superweak!"

308_talkdamnyou.wav(17K) 308_talkdamnyou.mp3(17K)

: "Randy you are making me feel unimportant."

308_thats...wav(29K) 308_thats...mp3(29K)

: "Oh my God, dude, that's this house!"

308_thatwasme.wav(20K) 308_thatwasme.mp3(20K)

: "Was that your leg?"

308_thereitis.wav(19K) 308_thereitis.mp3(19K)

: "We watched each other jackoff in the hottub!"

308_theymoved.wav(72K) 308_theymoved.mp3(72K)

: "Did you see them move?  I did.  Yeah, yeah they moved alright."

308_those...wav(26K) 308_those...mp3(26K)

: "Damnit where's Johnson.  No communication, it doesn't look good for him."

308_threesome.wav(36K) 308_threesome.mp3(36K)

: "That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with, a threesome!"

308_tinybits.wav(11K) 308_tinybits.mp3(11K)

: "Oh, looks like that cult is about to be blown into tiny bits!"

308_wanttoplay.wav(14K) 308_wanttoplay.mp3(14K)

: "We were just playing a game called Wickershums and Dubblers, want to play?"

308_watchyourass.wav(5K) 308_watchyourass.mp3(5K)

: "Watch your ass!"

308_weapons.wav(17K) 308_weapons.mp3(17K)

: "Lay down your weapons.  We don't have any weapons!"

308_welcome.wav(9K) 308_welcome.mp3(9K)

: "Hello, welcome, mmmkay???"

308_whats...wav(35K) 308_whats...mp3(35K)

: "What's happened to you, you've become all needy and talkative!"

308_whatsup.wav(13K) 308_whatsup.mp3(13K)

: "Hey Randy, what's up?  What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

308_wicke...wav(43K) 308_wicke...mp3(43K)

: "I'm the head Wickerknicker, and you're all little Wickershums."

308_wickersham.wav(30K) 308_wickersham.mp3(30K)

: "Wippie tippiee too too, tra la la la, Wickershum, tally ho!"

308_wildparty.wav(8K) 308_wildparty.mp3(8K)

: "This is already a wild party!"

308_wollop.wav(13K) 308_wollop.mp3(13K)

: "Anybody for the meteor mai tai punch?  It packs quite a wollop."