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302_apples.wav(32K) 302_apples.mp3(32K)

: "Yes, apples.  Apples, get it?"

302_bigtrouble.wav(23K) 302_bigtrouble.mp3(23K)

: "You guys are in big trouble, now get me down from here!"

302_bless...wav(19K) 302_bless...mp3(19K)

: "Well, on this blessed Friday let us give thanks for stuff and things."

302_bobdole.wav(24K) 302_bobdole.mp3(24K)

: "Christ, I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up!"

302_breat...wav(14K) 302_breat...mp3(14K)

: "Give the little burned boy some breathing room."

302_broncopra...wav(51K) 302_broncopra...mp3(51K)

: "A prayer for the Denver Broncos."

302_cantbe.wav(33K) 302_cantbe.mp3(33K)

: "And the Nobel Prize goes to Randy Marsh for the theory of spontaneous fart thing."

302_cartm...wav(73K) 302_cartm...mp3(73K)

: "T, T is for turtle!"

302_cartmandr...wav(115K) 302_cartmandr...mp3(115K)

: "You children shouldn't be out crucifying yourselves in this heat."

302_cartm...wav(86K) 302_cartm...mp3(86K)

: "Hey, I don't wanna be Jesus anymore!"

302_cartmansi...wav(36K) 302_cartmansi...mp3(36K)

: "You guys wanna here my "I Hate Stan and Kyle" Song?"

302_cartmanwins.wav(21K) 302_cartmanwins.mp3(21K)

: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm Jesus and you are'nt."

302_cause...wav(17K) 302_cause...mp3(17K)

: "The cause of global warming is Randy Marsh!"

302_doomed.wav(33K) 302_doomed.mp3(33K)

: "A giant glacier is melting above South Park and the entire town is doomed."

302_drinkbeer.wav(18K) 302_drinkbeer.mp3(18K)

: "C'mon Randy you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight."

302_exactly.wav(28K) 302_exactly.mp3(28K)

: "Not now Stan I have to find out what causes spontaneous combustion or else. Or else what?"

302_explanation1.wav(34K) 302_explanation1.mp3(34K)

: "It wasn't the girl that caused him to combust, it was the fact that Kenny did not want to pass gas in front of her."

302_explanation2.wav(69K) 302_explanation2.mp3(69K)

: "Should the gas not be expelled the methane can build up and and then ignite leading to disaster."

302_explanation3.wav(47K) 302_explanation3.mp3(47K)

: "You mean all we have to do is fart and we won't explode?"

302_fatpeople.wav(22K) 302_fatpeople.mp3(22K)

: "...but it usually only happens to fat people near open flame."

302_fifthstore.wav(45K) 302_fifthstore.mp3(45K)

: "Why is it so hard to get a nurection?"

302_geologist.wav(24K) 302_geologist.mp3(24K)

: "Ah, mayor, I'm a geologist."

302_getmedown.wav(63K) 302_getmedown.mp3(63K)

: "We have to leave you up there until you die and then you come back to life in three days."

302_givei...wav(9K) 302_givei...mp3(9K)

: "I just want an erection so I can give it to my mom."

302_globa...wav(18K) 302_globa...mp3(18K)

: "Do you have an opinion on global warming?"

302_goodbook.wav(38K) 302_goodbook.mp3(38K)

: "Hey that Bible sounds like kind of a good book."

302_goodgirl.wav(11K) 302_goodgirl.mp3(11K)

: "Oh, c'mon, good girl now *fart*."

302_hatethatguy.wav(48K) 302_hatethatguy.mp3(48K)

: "As we all know the cause for all of this is Randy Marsh, the son of a bitch who calls himself a scientist."

302_helenburns.wav(53K) 302_helenburns.mp3(53K)

: "God must be very angry with us, but why? How have we angered you Lord?"

302_hotbodies.wav(51K) 302_hotbodies.mp3(51K)

: "He put that hole in the ozone and now we've got skin cancer all overour hot bodies."

302_howstupid.wav(47K) 302_howstupid.mp3(47K)

: "Eric, eric, where are you?  I miss you very much!"

302_hurtfeelings.wav(41K) 302_hurtfeelings.mp3(41K)

: "Its okay, I'll just call some 20 year old and have him come over."

302_jesus...wav(63K) 302_jesus...mp3(63K)

: "You're too fat to be Jesus.  Oh, and like you're going to do it, Jew!"

302_killedkenny.wav(19K) 302_killedkenny.mp3(19K)

: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"

302_letsg...wav(34K) 302_letsg...mp3(34K)

: "Lets go, Broncos!"

302_maybe...wav(33K) 302_maybe...mp3(33K)

: "What does that have to do with his death?"

302_mayordecree.wav(31K) 302_mayordecree.mp3(31K)

: "So, from this day forward everyone in South Park will be required to fart on a regular basis to ensure that nobody else spontaneously explodes."

302_moderation.wav(126K) 302_moderation.mp3(126K)

: "So, we must fart only in appropriate times or when its really really funny."

302_momworried.wav(29K) 302_momworried.mp3(29K)

: "You guys, my mom is totally worried about me, you better let me down."

302_mrmackee.wav(104K) 302_mrmackee.mp3(104K)

: "So, you boys understand you have to do that regularly, mmmkay???"

302_needsofmany.wav(79K) 302_needsofmany.mp3(79K)

: "I learned something from the stations of the cross.  What?"

302_newscast1.wav(46K) 302_newscast1.mp3(46K)

: "The spontaneous combustion problem escalates as more and more people go back to holding in all their farts."

302_nominations.wav(73K) 302_nominations.mp3(73K)

: "This year's nominee's are....."

302_notdeadyet.wav(17K) 302_notdeadyet.mp3(17K)

: "How come you're not dead yet Cartman?"

302_notfa...wav(34K) 302_notfa...mp3(34K)

: "Well, I for one am not farting anymore *poof*."

302_nurection.wav(40K) 302_nurection.mp3(40K)

: "Do you have any nurections?"

302_onlys...wav(30K) 302_onlys...mp3(30K)

: "You have to find an answer before more people combust.  You do that and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park."

302_orangecoat.wav(15K) 302_orangecoat.mp3(15K)

: "Dude, he looks so peaceful without his little orange coat on."

302_overq...wav(52K) 302_overq...mp3(52K)

: "Don't worry mayor, I'll find the cause, or else.   Or else what? Exactly."

302_randyfantasy.wav(36K) 302_randyfantasy.mp3(36K)

: "Randy Marsh's daydream of fame."

302_randyreality.wav(37K) 302_randyreality.mp3(37K)

: "Randy Marsh's dreams come true."

302_randyspeech.wav(93K) 302_randyspeech.mp3(93K)

: "Yeah, I kick ass, Yeah!"

302_randystoned.wav(42K) 302_randystoned.mp3(42K)

: "Mr. Garrison help me!  I, I do not know you sir."

302_really.wav(31K) 302_really.mp3(31K)

: "Stanley, I think its best you live with Kyle from now on, his dad is better than me.  No he's not, he can't even get an erection!   Hehe, really?"

302_sciencegood.wav(15K) 302_sciencegood.mp3(15K)

: "Science is good, science is very important."

302_screwyouguys.wav(11K) 302_screwyouguys.mp3(11K)

: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

302_seeyouguys.wav(32K) 302_seeyouguys.mp3(32K)

: "Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl, if you...*poof*"

302_somet...wav(43K) 302_somet...mp3(43K)

: "Kyle, where's your mother?  She's upstairs.   Well, I have something to give to her!"

302_somuchtoask.wav(31K) 302_somuchtoask.mp3(31K)

: "Lord, is it so much to ask that you not let us suddently burst into flame for no apparent reason?"

302_song.wav(219K) 302_song.mp3(219K)

: "Randy's Monkee's daydream."

302_stations1.wav(113K) 302_stations1.mp3(113K)

: "This cross is seriously heavy, ah man this is totally weak."

302_stations2.wav(123K) 302_stations2.mp3(123K)

: "Oh, this has gone from weak to super weak.   Things cannot get anymore weak for me."

302_steakbacon.wav(24K) 302_steakbacon.mp3(24K)

: "I had a steak wrappin with bacon last night, hehehehe."

302_storedfat.wav(57K) 302_storedfat.mp3(57K)

: "Dude, you survived all this time on the fat stored up in your body?"

302_stran...wav(58K) 302_stran...mp3(58K)

: "Don't worry you guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak."

302_superpowers.wav(60K) 302_superpowers.mp3(60K)

: "Look fatass, after you die and get resurrected you'll have all kinds of superpowers just like Jesus!"

302_taketh.wav(82K) 302_taketh.mp3(82K)

: "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh..."

302_tellingyou.wav(25K) 302_tellingyou.mp3(25K)

: "Find the cause of spontaneous combustion or else!  Or else what? Exactly."

302_three...wav(16K) 302_three...mp3(16K)

: "Let's see, Jesus got cruicified, then he died, and three days later he had his erection."

302_toohot.wav(43K) 302_toohot.mp3(43K)

: "Now you die on that cross and get resurrected before I kick your ass!"

302_toojewish.wav(29K) 302_toojewish.mp3(29K)

: "You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus are you?"

302_upyourass.wav(19K) 302_upyourass.mp3(19K)

: "Up your ass with broken glass!"

302_waitf...wav(19K) 302_waitf...mp3(19K)

: "Now we just got to wait for his erection and I can give it to my dad!"

302_weather.wav(15K) 302_weather.mp3(15K)

: "Its bleeping hot thanks to Randy Marsh, Son of a Bitch."

302_whoopee.wav(51K) 302_whoopee.mp3(51K)

: "Republicans are so stupid.  I hate Republicans."

302_worko...wav(24K) 302_worko...mp3(24K)

: "Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad an erection."

302_wrathofkhan.wav(25K) 302_wrathofkhan.mp3(25K)

: "Oh, well, Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"