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: "Of course!  I haven't seen him in so long!  I remember when I first met him..."

: "I am above the law!"

Mr. Garrison: "This can't be... this can't be right... MR HAT!"

Chef: "Nobody wants to see a guy named Cous-Cous... you need a big strong, beefy name."

Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Twig?  Who did this to you Mr. Twig?  Who!"

Mr. Garrison: "I promise, nobody will ever hurt you again... ever... Mr Twig are you ok?  Mr Twig?"

Cartman: "We're trying to raise money for our friend Chef.  Would you like a Mint Crunchy?  Or a Snacky Cake?"

Kyle: "Wow, this house is huge!"

: "Oh oh, Cheddar Cheese girl, Cheddar, Cheddar Cheese girl!"

Stan: "It's easy dude - Chef Aid!"

Cartman: "No more Salisbury Steak, and Pecan Pie..."

: "If Chewbaca lives on Endor, you must aquit!  The defense rests."

Chef: "Stinky britches you got stinky britches..."

: "Ween talks about their Country Album."

Ms. Crabtree: "Alright, lets get this show on the road!  Come here baby!"

: "Yes, of course!  I'll buy three Crispy Yum-yums!"

: "It was Chef who told us to keep trying, and to keep persuing our dreams, no matter how much we sucked."

: "... so I called a few friends, and we all decided to come over!"

: "This is a song written by a very special little boy, I have no idea what his name is, but who cares?"

Stan: "No, Chef wouldn't give up on us?  How many times has Chef gotten us out of trouble?"

Chef: "Now get the fudge out of my house!"

Officer Barbrady: "I'm afraid its the big house for you, fruitcake!"

Cartman: "...would you like some sauerkraut?  Yes I would like some sauerkraut!..."

Cartman: "Well, you can see here, we raised approximately $95, falling well short of our 2 million dollar goal..."

Mr. Garrison: "I'm not going to take you back.  You can just go to hell, you can go to hell and you die!"

: "We find the defendent, Jerome Chef Macelroy guilty as charged!"

Kyle: "We'll get my dad to be Chef's laywer!"

Mr. Garrison: "Damnit don't give me that medical jargon, just tell me straight!   Is he going to be ok?"

: "Joe Strummer talks it up to the crowd about Chef."

: "And what happened then?  Well in South Park they say, Johnny Cochran's heart grew 3 sizes that day!"

Cartman: "Yeah, now get out of here before I kick you in the nuts!"

Stan: "Oh my god, Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!"
Kyle: "You Bastard!"

Kyle: "Leaving so soon?"

Mr. Garrison: "I'll never forget you Mr. Twig!"

Mayor McDaniels: "Sure you are Chef, I'll give you a hundred more for enough rump!"

: "If Chewbaca does not make sense, you must aquit.  Here, look at the monkey!"

Stan: "Cartman just needs to put more into it!  Dance better Cartman!"

Cartman: "Mr. Loaf... we are selling candy bars for our dying friend."

Stan: "But we hate Mr. Twig... Mr. Twig sucks!"

Chef: "My only hope is to whore myself to every woman in town!"

: "Chef suggested I buy a pompador hat, I thought he said 'bite the head off a bat'.  So I did."

: "Alright, lets get things going with Rancid!"

Mr. Garrison: "Wow, what a daring rescue!  Mr. Hat!  Mr. Hat saved us Chef!"

: "Sure kid, but I would retain exclusive worldwide rights..."

: "Sure, I'll do anything for Chef!"

: "Rick James ladies and gentlemen!"

Cartman: "bleep damn I hate that Cochran guy..."

: "You have 24 hours to find it or else you'll have to go to jail for eight million years!"

Chef: "Ow!  What did you do that for?"

Chef: "Well... I'll be sodomized on Christmas!"

Chef: "You finally snapped, huh Garrison?  Don't you get it, Garrison, its all you.  You're Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig!"

Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Twig is far more stable then Mr. Hat was... he's far more stable!"

Cartman: "...this new song by Alanis Morisette... Stinky Britches, you got stinky Britches!"

Mr. Garrison: "I warn you Chef, don't even think about taking advantage of me in this prison cell."

Chef: "That's the law!"

: "And on the 15th day of what is considered to be the most important trial of the..er, day..."

Chef: "Tomorrow is tuna cassarole."

Kyle: "Chef, that's Johnny Cochran... that's the guy that got OJ off!"

Chef: "Mr. Hat busted me out... Children, did you do this?!"

: "Weirdo!"

: "Thanks for coming to Chef Aid everyone.  Are you ready to rock and roll?  Whoo!"

Kyle: "But we can put our money together with the money you made whoring yourself to all of those women!"

Chef: "Stinky Britches was something I wrote several years ago."

: "You bet!  Gimme a box of Vanilla Yum Yums and a box of Berry Bars!"