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: "I know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe..."

: "Don't kick the baby."

: "I'm not fat, I'm bigboned."

: "Somebody's baking brownies."

: "Ow, that hurt! You buttlicker!"

: "It's my turn..."

: "Chef's song of advice to the boys."

: "Yeah , I want Cheesy Poofs."

: "Well, that does sound pretty good..."

: "..not under alien control!"

: "Cows turn themselves inside out all the time"

: "Hey you scrawny ass $%!@...."

: "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"

: "Yeah, whatever you fat bitch."

: "Go find him damnit!"

: "...sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?"

: "Ike babbling"

: "The full version of 'kick the baby'."

: "Don't kick the baby!"

: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

: "I don't want to ask Mr. Hat..."

: "Mr. Hat gets pissed."

: "Holy crap!"

: "Chef discusses what an anal probe is..."

: "Don't try any of your cow hypnosis on me."

: "Ike says 'Anal Probe'"

: "...either going in or coming out of my ass?"

: "Cartman exclaims what he wants for lunch..."

: "That's uh... a... little joke."

: "...it was just a dream!"

: "Kenny talks."

: "Cartman's answer to the lunch selection of the day"

: "Ready Ike? Kick the baby!"

: "Oh my GOD! They killed Kenny!"

: "No kitty this is my potpie!"

: "How do you know she has a cat?"

: "...brush and floss, Kyle. Where has that finger been Kyle?"

: "The cow/alien Mooing exchange."

: "Ow! My ass!"

: "Sorry. My bad."

: "No kitty, this is my pot pie..."

: "Here Stan, this is for you."

: "...and Scott Baio gave me PINK EYE."

: "That, that was a pigeon."

: "Cartman explains his feelings to his mother."

: "...I think its part of a Cheesy Poof"

: "I made you powered donut pancake surprise!"

: "Cartman! There's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!"

: "Schooldays, schooldays... ."

: "Ow! My ass! Seriously!"

: "Sonuvabitch!"

: "Kyle's full speech to the visitors."

: "Cartman tease Stan."

: "Aliens stuck stuff up your ass!"

: "Do you want an office referral?"

: "You can stop farting fire now!"

: "Stan wonders when he's gonna get some."

: "I don't think I can fart anymore today..."

: "Hey, that kinda looks like..."

: "Stan wants to kiss, Wendy Testaburger!"

: "Sure you guys. What ever."

: "Mrs. Cartman talks her son into an after-school snack."

: "Just an eensy weensy woowoo?"

: "I would if I could you sonuvabitch!"

: "Haha! Mr. Hat yelled at you."

: "Ike says something or other."