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: "Care to revise your statement, sir?"
Guard: "What?"
Gerard: "Do you want to change your bullbleep story, sir?"

Gerard: "You know, we're always fascinated when we find legirons with no legs in them."

Gerard: "What are you doing?"
: "I'm thinking."
Gerard: "Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate donut with some of those sprinkles on top will ya?"